me: *sick*

me: *goes on the computer*

parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

(via superwhovengetreklock)

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlockspeare:

Because I thought it would be funny (x)

This is going to go so well with so many songs.

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immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

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drarna:

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

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ishipitlikeups:

dantheinsane1:

ishipitlikeups:

Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.

Pics or it didn’t happen

His name is T.I.

He brought me flowers.

Obligatory outdoor photos.

Here I am, introducing him to friends.

A close-up shot of his dashing visage.

My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.

(via str8lesbian)