sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(via intensional)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via pizza)

father why

(Source: mungbeam, via pizza)

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

(via intensional)

(Source: weekend2011film, via zachsgay)

spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 

(via pointlesspirate)

starshapes:

petehix:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

transposing:

milkti:

lidstrom:

pyreclaws:

masato-indou:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

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a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

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a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.


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In the doge’s eye

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Could it be?

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I THINK IT IS

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Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

(Source: monsterwhitt, via punkiplier)

evion:

moosetachefeels:

hitlersbreastmilk:

The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’

#ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING

"I SHALL GO DOWN WITH THIS SAILING VESSEL."

(via punkiplier)