sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via invisiblestranger)

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

(Source: slugzone, via seanzahangel)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via seanzahangel)

battymind:

FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

(Source: listoflifehacks, via pointlesspirate)

(Source: therealxtina, via seanzahangel)

Anonymous: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out? 

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

Anonymous: your attitude sucks. 

fakenasty:

if it could, it’d probably swallow too.

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

(via grrlovelyx3)

"She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile"
- Marilyn Monroe (via missinyouiskillingme)

(Source: the-horrific-reality, via funkmaster-ari)

amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

(via seanzahangel)

    Dog: WAT DOING
    Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
    Dog: WHERE GO
    Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    Dog: CAN I COME
    Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    Dog: I COME TOO
    Dog: WAT DOING
    Me: I need to open this door.
    Dog: I HALP
    Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    Dog: I HALP
    Me: Sigh.
    Dog: WHERE GOING
    Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    Dog: CAN I COME
    Me: Sure.
    Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    Me: No please don't you are-
    Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    Me: No there's no room and-
    Dog: LAP
    Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    Dog: RIGHT HERE
    Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
    Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Me: I AM
    Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    Me: .......